It's A Shame Your Music Isn't As Epic As Your Name

Let's see here...this band called Deathstars is currently supporting Rammstein for the European leg of their Made In Germany tour. They think they're badass. I beg to differ.

Here is their attempt at a military song.


Here are a few from Sabaton.








In case you still doubt me, here is further proof:


Notice how Till totally dominates like a boss. Or in his case, wie ein Chef.




CONCLUSION: Sabaton kicks the Deathstars' asses all over the place. These Swedes wake up and piss excellence. The Deathstars wake up and apparently put on eyeliner. They are not worthy of touring with the epicness that is Rammstein, nor are they worthy of naming themselves after the most epic piece of weaponry ever. And Till is totally still a BAMF.

YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.